Deep.
You don't know what deep is.
You think it's just a song by Adele.
Deep to you is swimming in the other end of the pool.
What is deep?
Hell. I don't even know.
I can't compete with all these freaking hipsters.
I can't even be cheesy.
What can I do?
I can play basketball.
I can sing.
I can cook breakfast on a Saturday morning.
I can't tell you what deep is.
You tell me.
Because I don't know.