First Overture

Deep.

 You don't know what deep is. 

You think it's just a song by Adele. 

Deep to you is swimming in the other end of the pool. 

What is deep? 

Hell. I don't even know. 

I can't compete with all these freaking hipsters. 

I can't even be cheesy. 

What can I do?

I can play basketball. 

I can sing. 

I can cook breakfast on a Saturday morning. 

I can't tell you what deep is. 

You tell me. 

Because I don't know.